What one word would describe you?
I would say “ridiculouslycharming”, but everyone else would say lots of different words (opinionated, bossy)

What do you fear the most?
A day when all our politicians will be honest, hardworking and dedicate themselves to building a better country… ALL conversation will be about the weather and weight!

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Stupid git/believe me

On what occasion do you lie?
I have never lied in a personal or professional capacity (when I am asked on what occasion I lie)

What is your most treasured possession?
My sense of humour

What is your natural talent?
Getting other people to do my work

Choose a movie title to the story of your life.
The Amazing Escapades of the RidiculouslyCharming Feroze Kamardeen

Which talent would you most like to have?
To play the drums

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Nothing about me, but I wish everyone else in the world became 50% less good looking and talented than they are!

Who are your favourite writers?
Non-fiction would be Dario Fo, Dorfmann and Shakespeare. Fiction would be the drafters of our new constitution

What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Lots of people would say “my child”, but frankly considering the input from my side on that front, it’s hardly an achievement. I would say laughing off a death threat!

What is your motto?
That changes rapidly. Right now it’s “chill”

What was one of your life changing moments?
When my daughter was born and took over half of my side of the bed

If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?
Already changed it

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?
Losing all my money. Now I know, high returns have high risks

When was the last time you tried something new, and what was it?
Right now, answering a Zen questionnaire

What impact do you want to leave on the world?
Hopefully, I made some people laugh

Who is your favourite hero of fiction?
Hon. Chaminda Pusswedilla

What do you most value in your friends?
When they can say with a straight face that they “love my work”